| Cold Opening | A.D. 13 Part V: A New Beginning |
| Sketch | Superman Auditions |
| Game Show | Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad |
| Sketch | Escaping The Germans |
| Musical Performance | "Say It Again" |
| Sketch | Palisades Nursing Home |
| Show | Talk Back |
| Musical Performance | "Right Now" |
| Cold Opening | A.D. 13 Part V: A New Beginning |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Dr. Haing S. Ngor |
| Mary Gross | ... | Pee-Wee Herman |
| Christopher Guest | ... | James Mason |
| Rich Hall | ... | Doug Henning |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Alan Alda |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Jo Anne Worley |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Joan Collins |
| Rob Riley | ... | servant |
| Sketch | Superman Auditions |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Richard Donner |
| Rich Hall | ... | Peter Blake |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Corey Meredith |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rachel |
| Game Show | Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Robert Keeshan |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mindy Williamson |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Rajeev Vindaloo |
| Martin Short | ... | Jackie Rogers Jr. |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Angelique |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Escaping The Germans |
| Jim Belushi | ... | sergeant |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Saunders |
| Rich Hall | ... | Campbell |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Snyder |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Jim Belushi |
Air Horn CommentaryThe phone company | |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Suggests making "We Are the World" records out of food |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Buddy Young Jr.
Commentary on movies |
| Sketch | Palisades Nursing Home |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Izzy Tishman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | orderly |
| Anne Beatts | ... | old lady |
| Show | Talk Back |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Larry Woods |
| Rich Hall | ... | Amish impersonator |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Amish impersonator |
| Game Show | Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad |
| Cold Opening | A.D. 13 Part V: A New Beginning |
| Game Show | Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad |
| Saturday Night News |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Suggests making "We Are the World" records out of food |
| Cold Opening | A.D. 13 Part V: A New Beginning |
| Dan Ingram | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Dr. Haing S. Ngor |
| Mary Gross | ... | Pee-Wee Herman |
| Christopher Guest | ... | James Mason |
| Rich Hall | ... | Doug Henning |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Alan Alda |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Jo Anne Worley |
| Martin Short | ... | Robin Williams |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Joan Collins |
| Rob Riley | ... | servant |
| Sketch | Superman Auditions |
| Christopher Reeve | ||
| Jim Belushi | ... | Richard Donner |
| Rich Hall | ... | Peter Blake |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Corey Meredith |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rachel |
| Game Show | Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Robert Keeshan |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mindy Williamson |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Rajeev Vindaloo |
| Martin Short | ... | Jackie Rogers Jr. |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Angelique |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Escaping The Germans |
| Christopher Reeve | ... | Perkins |
| Jim Belushi | ... | sergeant |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Saunders |
| Rich Hall | ... | Campbell |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Snyder |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Jim Belushi |
Air Horn CommentaryThe phone company | |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Suggests making "We Are the World" records out of food |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Buddy Young Jr.
Commentary on movies |
| Calvert DeForest |
| Sketch | Palisades Nursing Home |
| Christopher Reeve | ... | Superman |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Izzy Tishman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | orderly |
| Anne Beatts | ... | old lady |
| Show | Talk Back |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Larry Woods |
| Rich Hall | ... | Amish impersonator |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Amish impersonator |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Reeve | 4 | ||||
| Santana | 2 | ||||
| Steven Wright | 1 | ||||
| Calvert DeForest | 1 | ||||
| Dan Ingram | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Belushi | 5 | 3 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mary Gross | 2 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rich Hall | 5 | 2 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Martin Short | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Pamela Stephenson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Rob Riley | 1 | ||||
| 45 | 3 | 13 | 3 |