| Cold Opening | Monks |
| Show | Miss Pregnant Teenage America |
| Musical Performance | "Going Away" |
| Game Show | Name That Tune |
| Musical Performance | "True Love" |
| Musical Performance | "I Got You" |
| Cold Opening | Monks |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Brother Kenny Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Brother Monte |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Brother Daniel |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Brother Mark |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Brother Ted |
| Damon Wayans | ... | monk |
| Show | Miss Pregnant Teenage America |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tammy Whitborough |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Cary Guthrie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Marie Kelsey |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Joan Collins |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Going Away" |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Sketch |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | emcee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | agent |
| Lanier Laney | ... | audience member |
| Game Show | Name That Tune |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Marsha |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marty Lane |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "True Love" |
| Musical Performance | "I Got You" |
| Cold Opening | Monks |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Brother Kenny Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Brother Monte |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Brother Daniel |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Brother Mark |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Brother Ted |
| Damon Wayans | ... | monk |
| Andy Murphy | ... | monk |
| Show | Miss Pregnant Teenage America |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Roman Polanski |
| Lauren Tom | ... | Miss Hawaii |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tammy Whitborough |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Cary Guthrie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Marie Kelsey |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Joan Collins#2 |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson#4 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is removed in reruns. To fill time, "Big Ball Of Sports" from 01.18.1986 and a sketch from dress rehearsal are shown later in the episode.
| Musical Performance | "Going Away" |
| Show |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Jackie Stewart |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#4 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan#4 |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan#5 Voice |
♬"The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" Theme
♬"Superman" Theme
| Sketch |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Freddy Burke |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | emcee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles#1 |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head#3 |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | agent |
| Lanier Laney | ... | audience member |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Game Show | Name That Tune |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Ian |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Marsha |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marty Lane |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "True Love" |
| Sketch |
| Dudley Moore | ... | Sir Roger Tewksbury |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Master Thespian#2 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕After Dudley Moore removes his shawl, he tosses it behind him and it accidentally gets draped on the chandelier. Jon Lovitz ad-libs "Thank you for the lamp shade!"
♬Trevor Duncan - "English Suite"
| Musical Performance | "I Got You" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dudley Moore | 7 | 2 | |||
| Al Green | 2 | ||||
| Lauren Tom | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 2 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 3 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | |||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 3 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Terry Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Dan Vitale | |||||
| Damon Wayans | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 3 | ||||
| Steve Ferrone | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 3 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 3 | ||||
| Tony Garnier | 3 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Yogi Horton | 2 | ||||
| Lanier Laney | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 3 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 3 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 3 | ||||
| John Tropea | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 3 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 71 | 6 | 4 | 6 |