| Cold Opening | Bar |
| Sketch | Models Against The Wilderness |
| Musical Performance | "Say What" |
| Sketch | Line Of Death |
| Musical Performance | "Change It" |
| Sketch | Sore Toe |
| Sketch |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | tourist |
| Danitra Vance | ... | tour guide |
| Nils Nichols | ... | tourist |
| Sketch | Models Against The Wilderness |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Brooke Shields |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Julian Lynch |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Teri Shields |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Line Of Death |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | captain |
| Nora Dunn | ... | traveler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Weekend Update |
| Lila York |
The Weekend Update DancersInternational politics | |
| Melissa Haizlip |
| Sketch | Models Against The Wilderness |
| Cold Opening | Bar |
| Jerry Hall | ||
| Mick Jagger | Live | |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
⁕The latter portion of this sketch - including Mick Jagger saying "Live from New York" - is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Jerry Hall | ... | Maggie The Cat |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | tourist |
| Danitra Vance | ... | tour guide |
| Nils Nichols | ... | tourist |
| Sketch | Models Against The Wilderness |
| Jerry Hall | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | Brooke Shields |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Julian Lynch |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Teri Shields |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Lila York |
The Weekend Update DancersInternational politics | |
| Melissa Haizlip | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette
Report on her trip to Manila |
⁕Dennis Miller's microphone is off for some time after the Weekend Update Dancers segment.
♬Laurel and Hardy - "The Cuckoo Song"
♬Whitney Houston - "How Will I Know"
♬"Superman" Theme
| Sketch |
| Jerry Hall | ... | Rebecca Mayhew |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Master Thespian |
| Danitra Vance | ... | actress |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
♬Trevor Duncan - "English Suite"
| Sketch | Line Of Death |
| Jerry Hall | ... | traveler |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | captain |
| Nora Dunn | ... | traveler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Show |
| Jerry Hall | ||
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Sore Toe |
| Jerry Hall | ... | mother |
| Joan Cusack | ... | daughter |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Jimmy |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Leon |
⁕The turtle is walking away from Randy Quaid's foot as Joan Cusack delivers the line about the turtle looking at a fly on Randy's toe, so she moves it near his foot.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Hall | 8 | ||||
| Double Trouble | 2 | ||||
| Stevie Ray Vaughan | 2 | ||||
| Sam Kinison | 1 | ||||
| Melissa Haizlip | 1 | ||||
| Mick Jagger | 2 | ||||
| Lila York | 1 | ||||
| Jimmie Vaughan | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joan Cusack | 2 | 1 | |||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 2 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | |||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Terry Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 2 | ||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Damon Wayans | |||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 41 | 5 | 5 | 3 |