| Cold Opening | Ballad Of The Mute Marine |
| Sketch | 16th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Sketch | Christmas Party |
| Show | T.J. Hooker Little Blue Riding Hood |
| Musical Performance | "Shelter" |
| Sketch | Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise |
| Sketch | Look At That! |
| Miscellaneous | Christmas Memories |
| Sketch | It's A Wonderful Life |
| Musical Performance | "I Found Love" |
| Film | The True Life Story Of Frankie Toussaint |
| Musical Performance | "Zat You, Santa?" |
| Cold Opening | Ballad Of The Mute Marine |
| Dana Carvey | ... | marine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | marine |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | marine |
| Dennis Miller | ... | marine |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | marine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | marine |
| Sketch | 16th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Charlie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Julie Cobb |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | trekkie |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | emcee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Artie |
| Jim Downey | ... | event announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Stan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guest |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Stan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Chekov Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kahn |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scotty Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. McCoy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Janice Rand |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | inspector |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Spock |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Mr. Sulu |
| Sketch | It's A Wonderful Life |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart /George Bailey |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Uncle Billy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Old Man Potter |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Harry |
| Film | The True Life Story Of Frankie Toussaint |
| Griffin Dunne | ... | Frankie Toussaint |
| Bruce Jarchow | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith#2 |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas#2 |
| Sketch | Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Spock#1 |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Mr. Sulu#1 |
| Cold Opening | Ballad Of The Mute Marine |
| William Shatner | ... | Oliver North Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | marine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | marine |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | marine |
| Dennis Miller | ... | marine |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | marine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | marine |
| Sketch | 16th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| William Shatner | ||
| Kevin Meaney | ... | trekkie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Charlie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Julie Cobb |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | trekkie |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | emcee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Artie |
| Jim Downey | ... | event announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Christmas Party |
| William Shatner | ... | Roger |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney#3 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Stan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guest |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Stan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith#2 |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas#2 |
| Show | T.J. Hooker Little Blue Riding Hood |
| William Shatner | ... | T.J. Hooker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Vinnie |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Stacey |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Explains Reagan's prostate surgical procedure |
♬The Doors - "Touch Me"
| Sketch | Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise |
| William Shatner | ... | Captain Kirk |
| Kevin Meaney | ... | patron |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kahn |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Chekov Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scotty Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. McCoy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Janice Rand |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | inspector |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Spock#1 |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Mr. Sulu#1 |
♬"Star Trek" Theme
| Sketch | It's A Wonderful Life |
| William Shatner | ||
| Kevin Meaney | ... | Dave |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart#2 /George Bailey |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Uncle Billy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Old Man Potter |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Harry |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Ernie |
♬The Philadelphia Brass Ensemble - "Angels We Have Heard on High"
| Film | The True Life Story Of Frankie Toussaint |
| Griffin Dunne | ... | Frankie Toussaint |
| Bruce Jarchow | ... | attorney |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dr. Eric Bloom |
| Musical Performance | "Zat You, Santa?" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| William Shatner | 8 | 1 | |||
| Lone Justice | 2 | ||||
| Buster Poindexter | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Meaney | 3 | ||||
| Griffin Dunne | 1 | ||||
| Bruce Jarchow | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Ferrone | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 6 | 3 | 4 |