| Cold Opening | Pagan Easter Special |
| Sketch | Collecting Evidence |
| Musical Performance | "Just Another Movie" |
| Sketch | Heaven |
| Sketch | ICM |
| Musical Performance | "Hairstyles & Attitudes" |
| Sketch | Enigma |
| Miscellaneous | Al Camoin Tribute |
| Cold Opening | Pagan Easter Special |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Morganna |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jean Kasem |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Collecting Evidence |
| Dana Carvey | ... | sergeant |
| Phil Hartman | ... | officer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill Walters |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | victim |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | officer |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Robin Leach
Report on the rich and famous in baseball |
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette
Commentary on filing taxes |
| Sketch | ICM |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ray |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marilyn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Enigma |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walter Clay |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Priska |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | tourist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | tourist |
| Miscellaneous | Al Camoin Tribute |
| Nora Dunn | Still | |
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Jan Hooks | Still | |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Dennis Miller | Still | |
| Kevin Nealon | Still | |
| Al Camoin |
| Cold Opening | Pagan Easter Special |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem#3 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jean Kasem |
| Sketch | Enigma |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta#1 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Cold Opening | Pagan Easter Special |
| John Larroquette | ... | Kent Laxor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem#3 Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Morganna |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jean Kasem |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| John Larroquette | ||
| Joe Forristal | ... | page |
⁕This monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jennifer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby#4 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | father |
♬The Beach Boys - "Good Vibrations"
♬The Beatles - "Revolution"
♬Jimi Hendrix - "The Wind Cries Mary"
| Sketch | Collecting Evidence |
| John Larroquette | ... | Burt Everhart |
| Dana Carvey | ... | sergeant |
| Phil Hartman | ... | officer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill Walters |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | victim |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | officer |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Robin Leach#2 Report on the rich and famous in baseball |
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette#5
Commentary on filing taxes |
♬Humble Pie - "I Don't Need No Doctor"
| Sketch | ICM |
| John Larroquette | ... | Jerry |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ray |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston#3 Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marilyn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jim |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Enigma |
| John Larroquette | ... | Rudy |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta#1 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walter Clay |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Priska |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | tourist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | tourist |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a film entitled "Under The Thinking Cap". To fill time, "The Amazing Alexander" from 10.11.1986 and "Crack" from 01.24.1987 are shown earlier in the episode.
| Miscellaneous | Al Camoin Tribute |
| John Larroquette | ||
| Nora Dunn | Still | |
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Jan Hooks | Still | |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Dennis Miller | Still | |
| Kevin Nealon | Still | |
| Al Camoin | ||
| Joe Forristal | ... | page |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Larroquette | 9 | ||||
| Timbuk 3 | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 3 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Camoin | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joe Forristal | 2 | ||||
| 55 | 4 | 8 | 4 | 4 |