| Cold Opening | Easy Rider |
| Musical Performance | "Crying", "Pretty Woman" |
| Game Show | Frank Booth's "What's That Smell?" |
| Sketch | Problem Drinkers From Outer Space |
| Sketch | Cannibalism Interview |
| Musical Performance | "In Dreams" |
| Sketch | Last Chance |
| Cold Opening | Easy Rider |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Wyatt |
| Phil Hartman | ... | George |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | doctor |
| Game Show | Frank Booth's "What's That Smell?" |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Judd Nelson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan /Oliver North's attorney |
| A. Whitney Brown |
| Sketch | Problem Drinkers From Outer Space |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Culdrone |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bennett Crandall |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Cannibalism Interview |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Carpenter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ted Fiorella |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gene Stout |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Game Show | Frank Booth's "What's That Smell?" |
| Cold Opening | Easy Rider |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Billy Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Wyatt |
| Phil Hartman | ... | George |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | doctor |
♬Steppenwolf - "Born To Be Wild"
| Show |
| Dennis Hopper | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jenny Baker |
⁕Dana Carvey accidentally says "Jessikey" instead of "Jessica". He then ad-libs "Had a little tongue twister" and "Maybe it was a little Satan in there".
| Game Show | Frank Booth's "What's That Smell?" |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Frank Booth |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Judd Nelson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Bobby Vinton - "Blue Velvet"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan /Oliver North's attorney |
| A. Whitney Brown |
♬Bruce Springsteen - "Born to Run"
| Sketch | Problem Drinkers From Outer Space |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Ralltine |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Culdrone |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bennett Crandall |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Cannibalism Interview |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Hal McGowan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Carpenter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ted Fiorella |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gene Stout |
| Sketch | Last Chance |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | mechanic |
| Phil Hartman | ... | investment broker |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mechanic |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dennis Hopper | 7 | ||||
| Roy Orbison | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| 40 | 6 | 7 | 4 |