| Cold Opening | Republican Debate 88 |
| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Musical Performance | "Wishing Well" |
| Sketch | Inspiration |
| Sketch | St. Valentine's Day Massacre |
| Musical Performance | "Under My Thumb" |
| Sketch | Talking Behind Her Back |
| Show | Friday Night Videos |
| Cold Opening | Republican Debate 88 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Schroeder |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Kemp |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Pierre du Pont IV |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | Pat Robertson |
| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael J. Fox /Alex |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Meredith Baxter-Birney /Elyse |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers /Jennifer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Nick Moore |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross /Steven |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Cyrille Landis |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Noni Landis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitNew Hampshire primary |
| Sketch | St. Valentine's Day Massacre |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tony |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Slammer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | robber |
| Dennis Miller | ... | robber |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bugsy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Scarpetti |
| Sketch | Talking Behind Her Back |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Henry |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cynthia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roger |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Susan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Cold Opening | Republican Debate 88 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole#1 Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#4 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Schroeder#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Kemp |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Pierre du Pont IV |
| Al Franken | ... | Pat Robertson#1 |
| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael J. Fox#1 /Alex |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Meredith Baxter-Birney /Elyse |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers#1 /Jennifer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross#1 /Steven |
| Cold Opening | Republican Debate 88 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole#1 Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#4 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Schroeder#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Kemp |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Pierre du Pont IV |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | Pat Robertson#1 |
| Sketch | Family Ties |
| Justine Bateman | ... | Mallory |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Michael J. Fox#1 /Alex |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Meredith Baxter-Birney /Elyse |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers#1 /Jennifer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Nick Moore |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross#1 /Steven |
⁕In a quick shot of Kevin Nealon before one of the flashback sequences, his fake beard has fallen off on one side.
| Show |
| Justine Bateman | ... | Tina Ryan |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Cyrille Landis |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Noni Landis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitNew Hampshire primary |
♬Frank Sinatra - "My Funny Valentine"
♬Willie Nelson - "On the Road Again"
| Sketch | St. Valentine's Day Massacre |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tony |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Slammer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | robber |
| Dennis Miller | ... | robber |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bugsy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Scarpetti |
| Sketch | Talking Behind Her Back |
| Justine Bateman | ... | Linda |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Henry |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cynthia |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roger |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Susan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Show | Friday Night Videos |
| Justine Bateman | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | George F. Will#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Justine Bateman | 6 | ||||
| Terrance Trent D'Arby | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| 42 | 3 | 11 | 4 |