| Cold Opening | Negative Ad |
| Sketch | Beauty and the Beast The Double Date |
| Sketch | Camping Trip |
| Show | The World Of Dr. Know-It-All |
| Musical Performance | "I Call Your Name" |
| Sketch | One Man's Demons |
| Sketch | Don't Move |
| Sketch | Poker Game |
| Sketch | Travel Agents |
| Musical Performance | "Take My Heart Away" |
| Sketch | Beauty and the Beast The Double Date |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Vincent |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Catherine |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bartholomew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The World Of Dr. Know-It-All |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tommy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roy Huber /Dr. Know-It-All |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Imelda Marcos |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"Dance Depression Away" |
| Sketch | One Man's Demons |
| Dana Carvey | ... | demon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | daughter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | demon |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dr. Gould |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | businessman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | businessman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | businessman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | businessman |
| Cold Opening | Negative Ad |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | granddaughter Live |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Sketch | Beauty and the Beast The Double Date |
| Demi Moore | ... | Jennifer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Vincent |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Catherine |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bartholomew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The World Of Dr. Know-It-All |
| Demi Moore | ... | Becky |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tommy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roy Huber /Dr. Know-It-All |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Imelda Marcos |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"Dance Depression Away" |
| Sketch | One Man's Demons |
| Demi Moore | ... | Nancy |
| Dana Carvey | ... | demon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | daughter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | demon |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dr. Gould |
| Sketch | Travel Agents |
| Demi Moore | ... | agent |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tom |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Susan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a third "Broadway Story" film.
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | businessman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | businessman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | businessman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | businessman |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demi Moore | 6 | ||||
| Johnny Clegg & Savuka | 2 | ||||
| Kirsten Dunst | 1 | ||||
| Bruce Willis | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 8 | 1 | 2 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 45 | 2 | 2 | 5 |