| Cold Opening | Barnes & Noble |
| Musical Performance | "Bamboleo" |
| Show | 49th Annual Westminster Mad Dog Show |
| Musical Sketch | Levels |
| Musical Performance | "Djobi Djoba" |
| Sketch | Jealous of Janelle |
| Cold Opening | Barnes & Noble |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bernie Flenckman |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Brad |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Monica |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Louise |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Peter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | moderator |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Helmut |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Musical Sketch | Levels |
| Dana Carvey | ... | tough guy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | woman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | tough guy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | woman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Dennis Miller | ... | detective |
| Mike Myers | ... | tough guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | man |
| Cold Opening | Barnes & Noble |
| Glenn Close | ... | clerk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bernie Flenckman |
| Commercial |
| Conrad Goode | ... | Big Red |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | father |
| Sketch |
| Glenn Close | ... | Alex |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Brad |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Monica |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Louise |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Peter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | moderator |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Helmut |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Show | 49th Annual Westminster Mad Dog Show |
| Glenn Close | ... | Elizabeth Barrett Whitaker |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dave Berman |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Glenn Close | ... | Astoria DuBois V |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Master Thespian |
| Musical Sketch | Levels |
| Glenn Close | ... | friend |
| Dana Carvey | ... | tough guy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | woman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | tough guy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | woman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Dennis Miller | ... | detective |
| Mike Myers | ... | tough guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | man |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Glenn Close | 7 | ||||
| The Gipsy Kings | 2 | ||||
| William Hurt | 1 | ||||
| Conrad Goode | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 4 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 44 | 5 | 2 | 5 |