| Cold Opening | White House Report |
| Show | “Sphincter” |
| Show | Home Improvement |
| Musical Performance | "Rockin' In The Free World" |
| Sketch | New Leading Man |
| Musical Performance | "The Needle and the Damage Done", "No More" |
| Cold Opening | White House Report |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Show | “Sphincter” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Campbell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Imelda Marcos |
| Victoria Jackson |
Report from Times Square | |
| A. Whitney Brown |
| Sketch | New Leading Man |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny O'Connor |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry Meyer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Tom Schiller | ... | host |
| Musical Performance | "The Needle and the Damage Done", "No More" |
| Show | “Sphincter” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar#4 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Campbell#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons#3 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#4 |
| Cold Opening | White House Report |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#12 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Bruce Willis | ||
| Crusher Bennett | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Alex Foster | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Chris Parker | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| Joe Shepley | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Steve Turre | ||
| T-Bone Wolk |
⁕Everything before the musical performance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Show | “Sphincter” |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Rick |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar#4 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Campbell#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Simmons#3 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#4 |
| Show | Home Improvement |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Eugene#3 |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬George Frideric Handel - "Concerto grosso in B Minor, Op. 6 No. 12: II. Allegro"
| Band Shot |
⁕This band shot is removed in reruns. To fill time, "Compulsion" from 11.14.1987 is shown later in the episode.
| Musical Performance | "Rockin' In The Free World" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Imelda Marcos#2 |
| Victoria Jackson |
Report from Times Square | |
| A. Whitney Brown |
⁕Victoria Jackson's segment is removed in reruns.
⁕In reruns, the "second 15 years" montage includes a clip of the dress rehearsal sketch used to replace the following sketch.
♬Alice Cooper - "School's Out"
♬Sly & The Family Stone - "Dance to the Music"
| Sketch | New Leading Man |
| Bruce Willis | ... | Marty Murphy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny O'Connor#2 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry Meyer#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Tom Schiller | ... | host |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with one from dress rehearsal featuring Bruce Willis as an airplane passenger making jokes to a group of hijackers.
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart#6 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#3 |
⁕Graus Grek is the name of Woody Harrelson's character in "Sprockets" on 05.16.1992.
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Musical Performance | "The Needle and the Damage Done", "No More" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Commercial |
| Bruce Willis | ||
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bruce Willis | 5 | ||||
| Neil Young | 2 | ||||
| Charley Drayton | 2 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Frank "Poncho" Sampedro | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 2 | |||
| Crusher Bennett | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Joe Shepley | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 8 | 5 | 6 |