December 12, 1992S18E9 #335
| Host: | Glenn Close |
| Musical Guest: | The Black Crowes |
| Cameos: | Mary Beth Hurt, Jon Lovitz |
| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Michael Eisner |
| Musical Performance | "Sometimes Salvation" |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Musical Performance | "Non-Fiction" |
| Miscellaneous | Drummer Boys |
| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Queen Elizabeth Live |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Wayne Dunbar |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Zama |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stanley Spiro |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Mike Myers | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | daughter |
| Show | Tori |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Ted Lange |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | brother |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Yero |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Maxine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jake Sanders |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane |
| Christine Zander | ... | Judith |
| Cold Opening | The Royal Separation |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Queen Elizabeth Live |
| Game Show | What's The Best Way? |
| Glenn Close | ... | Katie McGregor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Wayne Dunbar |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Zama |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stanley Spiro |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Opera Man's brother |
| Glenn Close | ... | Gina |
| Sketch | Toast to Scrooge |
| Glenn Close | ... | Mary Cratchet |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Mike Myers | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | daughter |
| Show | Tori |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Ted Lange |
| Sketch | Orgasm Guy |
| Glenn Close | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Orgasm Guy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | brother |
| Sketch | Lesbian Christmas Party |
| Glenn Close | ... | Connie |
| Mary Beth Hurt | ... | Betsy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Yero |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Maxine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jake Sanders |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane |
| Christine Zander | ... | Judith |
| Miscellaneous | Drummer Boys |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Glenn Close | 7 | ||||
| The Black Crowes | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | ||||
| Mary Beth Hurt | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | |||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 2 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 47 | 5 | 4 | 6 |