| Cold Opening | Davidian Compound |
| Sketch | Big Buddies |
| Show | Let's Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk About Movies |
| Musical Performance | "Reminisce" |
| Show | How'd You Do That? |
| Sketch | Cruise |
| Sketch | Block Party |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Thing" |
| Sketch | Turkish Storekeeper |
| Sketch | The Man Without A Shout |
| Cold Opening | Davidian Compound |
| Mike Myers | ... | David Koresh |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer Live |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Becky |
| Show | Let's Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk About Movies |
| Chris Farley | ... | citizen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Mike Myers | ... | typist |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | typist |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mabel Blaster |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | citizen |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | The Storm of the Century |
| Chris Rock | ... |
Buster Jenkins
Commentary on spaceships and the deficit |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Sleepyhead Commentary on Boris Yeltsin |
| Show | How'd You Do That? |
| Chris Farley | ... | Steve Gordetsky |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ken Michaelman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Monlot |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jerry Sizemore |
| Sketch | Block Party |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pete |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | host |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Doug |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Fran |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Mrs. Henry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Henry |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| David Spade | ... | guest |
| John Zonars | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | waitress |
| Cold Opening | Davidian Compound |
| Mike Myers | ... | David Koresh |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer Live |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Becky |
| Monologue |
⁕In response to John Goodman saying he wants his fourth show to be something special, an audience member shouts out "You are special!"
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | mechanic |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Rob Schneider | ... | mechanic |
⁕This commercial parody originally appeared at two previous dress rehearsals: 02.13.1993 and 02.20.1993.
| Sketch | Big Buddies |
| John Goodman | ... | Bear |
| Chris Farley | ... | Ox |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Gary |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Show | Let's Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk About Movies |
| John Goodman | ... | Jeremy Hoffman |
| Chris Farley | ... | citizen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Mike Myers | ... | typist |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | typist |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mabel Blaster |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | citizen |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | The Storm of the Century |
| Chris Rock | ... |
Buster Jenkins
Commentary on spaceships and the deficit |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Sleepyhead Commentary on Boris Yeltsin |
| Show | How'd You Do That? |
| John Goodman | ... | Kenneth Gutman |
| Chris Farley | ... | Steve Gordetsky |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ken Michaelman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Monlot |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jerry Sizemore |
| Sketch | Cruise |
| John Goodman | ... | passenger |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passenger |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 01.09.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Block Party |
| John Goodman | ... | guest |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pete |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | host |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Doug |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Fran |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Mrs. Henry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Henry |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| David Spade | ... | guest |
| John Zonars | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| John Goodman | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | waitress |
| Andy Murphy | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | The Man Without A Shout |
| John Goodman | ... | Pete McNally |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Kate |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 9 | ||||
| Mary J. Blige | 2 | ||||
| Cora Blige | 1 | ||||
| The Bravados | 1 | ||||
| Grand Puba | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 5 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 6 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 61 | 5 | 2 | 6 |