| Cold Opening | Defense Team |
| Sketch | West Side Story |
| Sketch | Math Competition |
| Musical Performance | "Too Much" |
| Sketch | Rummage Sale |
| Musical Performance | "So Much To Say" |
| Cold Opening | Defense Team |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Daniel Benzali |
| David Koechner | ... | David Kaczynski |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Leslie Abramson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Sketch | West Side Story |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Sister Theresa |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Rosalia |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Mark McKinney | ... |
Greg Norman
Commentary on his nickname |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Jr. |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janette Blow |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Skinny McGarrigle |
| Sketch | Rummage Sale |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barb |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Gail Lafferty |
| Erin Maroney | ... | church member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | church member |
| Paula Pell | ... | church member |
| Sketch | West Side Story |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Jr. |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janette Blow |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow |
| Cold Opening | Defense Team |
| Cold Opening | Defense Team |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Daniel Benzali |
| David Koechner | ... | David Kaczynski |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Leslie Abramson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Sketch | West Side Story |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Stacey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Sister Theresa |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Rosalia |
| Sketch |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
♬Bryan Ferry - "Your Painted Smile"
♬Sade - "No Ordinary Love"
♬Bryan Ferry - "I Put a Spell On You"
♬Ladysmith Black Mambazo - "Homeless"
♬Joe Cocker - "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
| Commercial |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Princess |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mr. Anderson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | G-Dog |
| Sketch | Math Competition |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Gabrielle |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
♬Barbra Streisand - "The Way We Were"
♬Young MC - "Bust A Move"
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Mark McKinney | ... |
Greg Norman
Commentary on his nickname |
| Show |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Francy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Jr. |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janette Blow |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Skinny McGarrigle |
| Sketch | Rummage Sale |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Sheila Bowen |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barb |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Gail Lafferty |
| Erin Maroney | ... | church member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | church member |
| Paula Pell | ... | church member |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teri Hatcher | 8 | ||||
| Dave Matthews Band | 2 | ||||
| Bryan Shilowich | 1 | ||||
| Sam Waterston | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Koechner | 1 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 3 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Nancy Walls | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| 53 | 12 | 7 | 5 |