| Sketch | Poison Therapy |
| Film | Body Fuzion |
| Sketch | Job Interview |
| Musical Performance | "Smile" |
| Show | Versace Super Bowl Party |
| Sketch | Jo-Jo the Valet |
| Musical Performance | "LDN" |
| Sketch | Formosa Cafe |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Edgily |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ryan Seacrest Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Goodwin |
| Andy Samberg | ... | singer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ||
| Kristen Wiig |
| Sketch | Job Interview |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | executive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | executive |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Barbara Birmingham
/Update nanny Commentary on the spanking ban |
| Show | Versace Super Bowl Party |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Beckham |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Jo-Jo the Valet |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jorge |
| Will Forte | ... | Randall |
| Bill Hader | ... | manager |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jo-Jo |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Stashfield |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Barbara Birmingham
/Update nanny Commentary on the spanking ban |
| Cold Opening |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ryan Seacrest Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Show | Versace Super Bowl Party |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Edgily |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ryan Seacrest Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Goodwin |
| Andy Samberg | ... | singer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Monologue |
| Drew Barrymore | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ||
| Kristen Wiig |
| Film | Body Fuzion |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Desiree |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Donna M |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donna |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michelle |
| Sketch |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Lynette |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | customer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Target lady |
| Sketch | Job Interview |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Sandrea Sharp |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | executive |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | executive |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Barbara Birmingham
/Update nanny Commentary on the spanking ban |
| Show | Versace Super Bowl Party |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Beckham |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Jo-Jo the Valet |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Ashley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jorge |
| Will Forte | ... | Randall |
| Bill Hader | ... | manager |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jo-Jo |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Stashfield |
| Commercial |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Charlene McGee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Lonny San Francisco |
⁕This commercial parody originally appeared at the 02.14.2004 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Formosa Cafe |
| Drew Barrymore | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter O'Toole |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drew Barrymore | 10 | 2 | |||
| Lily Allen | 2 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 2 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 3 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 5 | 13 | 3 |