| Cold Opening | Puppet Bush |
| Film | Puppy Love |
| Sketch | Prom Committee |
| Cartoon | Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning |
| Musical Performance | "Makes Me Wonder" |
| Musical Performance | "Won't Go Home Without You" |
| Sketch | Melissa |
| Cold Opening | Puppet Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Prom Committee |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Zerillo |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane |
| Bill Hader | ... | Stanley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery /Principal McDougal |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Beth "B.J." Jacobs |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lauren "B.J." Carlton |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Lomax |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mando |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Skooch |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beatrice Mitchell |
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Francesca Freem |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Shereals Davis |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon | Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | John McCain Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rudy Giuliani Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sam Waterston |
| Colin Jost | ... | Otto van Dildo Still |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Doug Abeles | ... | crew member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | crew member |
| John Solomon | ... | crew member |
| Cartoon | Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning |
| Jason Culp | Voice | |
| Hasani Issa | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Sara Krieger | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Richardson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Fred Thompson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Mitt Romney Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Newt Gingrich Voice |
| Marc Thompson | Voice |
| Cold Opening | Puppet Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Cartoon | Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning |
| Hasani Issa | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Sara Krieger | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Richardson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Fred Thompson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Mitt Romney Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Newt Gingrich Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | John McCain Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rudy Giuliani Voice |
| Cold Opening | Puppet Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Prom Committee |
| Zach Braff | ... | Brian Bernstein |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Zerillo |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane |
| Bill Hader | ... | Stanley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery /Principal McDougal |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Beth "B.J." Jacobs |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lauren "B.J." Carlton |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Lomax |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mando |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Skooch |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beatrice Mitchell |
| Show |
| Zach Braff | ... | G-Thug |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Francesca Freem |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Shereals Davis |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon | Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning |
| Jason Culp | Voice | |
| Hasani Issa | ... | Barack Obama Voice |
| Sara Krieger | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Al Gore Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Richardson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Fred Thompson Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Mitt Romney Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Newt Gingrich Voice |
| Marc Thompson | Voice | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | John McCain Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rudy Giuliani Voice |
| Sketch |
| Zach Braff | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
♬The Band - "The Weight"
♬Kool & The Gang - "Jungle Boogie"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sam Waterston |
| Colin Jost | ... | Otto van Dildo Still |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Show |
| Zach Braff | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Doug Abeles | ... | crew member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | crew member |
| John Solomon | ... | crew member |
| Sketch | Melissa |
| Zach Braff | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Melissa |
| Bill Hader | ... | Brian Grazer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sandra |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zach Braff | 8 | ||||
| Maroon 5 | 2 | ||||
| Jason Culp | 1 | 1 | |||
| Hasani Issa | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Sara Krieger | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Morris | 1 | 5 | 5 | ||
| Marc Thompson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 8 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Doug Abeles | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | 2 | ||
| John Solomon | 1 | ||||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | 1 | |||
| 65 | 9 | 17 | 16 | 1 |