| Cold Opening |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson Live |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ann Romney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben Bailey |
| Cecily Strong | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy who brought props that only make sense to him |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman who's sobbing before anyone's started speaking |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman who's just walking around |
| Bill Hader | ... | straight guy they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions gay marriage |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy who's dancing to no music whatsoever |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | thin woman with way too much arm flab |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | kid who is not so cute |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Middle Eastern woman they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions Hispanics |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy who didn't know there'd be balloons |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy who's had just the tip of his penis out this whole time |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy who's pretending he wasn't just asleep |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson#4 Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy#4 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ann Romney#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade#4 Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben Bailey |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#14 |
| Cold Opening |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson#4 Live |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy#4 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ann Romney#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade#4 Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben Bailey |
| Cecily Strong | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#14 |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy who brought props that only make sense to him |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | woman who's sobbing before anyone's started speaking |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | woman who's just walking around |
| Bill Hader | ... | straight guy they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions gay marriage |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy who's dancing to no music whatsoever |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | thin woman with way too much arm flab |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | kid who is not so cute |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Middle Eastern woman they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions Hispanics |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy who didn't know there'd be balloons |
| Tim Robinson | ... | guy who's had just the tip of his penis out this whole time |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#20 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy who's pretending he wasn't just asleep |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fred Armisen | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 2 | 1 | |||
| Taran Killam | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | 1 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 2 | ||||
| Tim Robinson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 25 | 1 | 8 | 1 |
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