| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Sketch | Career Week |
| Music Video | My Girl |
| Show | Miss Universe Moscow 2013 |
| Musical Performance | "Berzerk" |
| Game Show | Cartoon Catchphrase |
| Sketch | Fall Carnival |
| Musical Performance | "Survival" |
| Show | Date or Diss |
| Film | Ice Cream |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jay Carney |
| John Milhiser | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Miss Universe Moscow 2013 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Miss Moldova |
| Beck Bennett | ... | assistant |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Miss Greenland |
| Taran Killam | ... | Thomas Roberts |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Miss Bolivia |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Someone from the E! Network |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Miss Spain |
| Noël Wells | ... | Miss Switzerland |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | assistant |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Angela Merkel
Commentary on mobile phone tapping |
| Pete Schultz | ... | guy Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Game Show | Cartoon Catchphrase |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gwen |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Diane |
| Taran Killam | ... | Duane |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Pam Still |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richard Voice |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Vincent |
| Noël Wells | ... | Diamond Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Fall Carnival |
| Show | Date or Diss |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Britney R. |
| Taran Killam | ... | Nick |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Britney B. |
| Noël Wells | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Ice Cream |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | manager |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | paramedic |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | clerk |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | paramedic |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | paramedic |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | paramedic |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Sketch | Fall Carnival |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Weekend Update |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Angela Merkel
Commentary on mobile phone tapping |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Michelle Obama |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Al Sharpton | Live | |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jay Carney |
| John Milhiser | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Career Week |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Tammy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | teacher |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Fashid |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Heshy |
| Show | Miss Universe Moscow 2013 |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Miss Uganda |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Miss Moldova |
| Beck Bennett | ... | assistant |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Miss Greenland |
| Taran Killam | ... | Thomas Roberts |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Miss Bolivia |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Someone from the E! Network |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Miss Spain |
| Noël Wells | ... | Miss Switzerland |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | assistant |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Angela Merkel
Commentary on mobile phone tapping |
| Pete Schultz | ... | guy Still |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shaquille O'Neal |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Game Show | Cartoon Catchphrase |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Melanie Griffish |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gwen |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Diane |
| Taran Killam | ... | Duane |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Pam Still |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richard Voice |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Vincent |
| Noël Wells | ... | Diamond Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Fall Carnival |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Ms. Terry |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | vice principal |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Daniel Frye |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Kane |
| Show | Date or Diss |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Michelle |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Britney R. |
| Taran Killam | ... | Nick |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Britney B. |
| Noël Wells | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Ice Cream |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | girl |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Taran Killam | ... | manager |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | paramedic |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | clerk |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | paramedic |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | paramedic |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | paramedic |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kerry Washington | 9 | 2 | |||
| Eminem | 2 | ||||
| Al Sharpton | 1 | ||||
| Skylar Grey | 1 | ||||
| Rick Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Beck Bennett | 3 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 4 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| John Milhiser | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kyle Mooney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mike O'Brien | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 5 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Cecily Strong | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Noël Wells | 3 | 2 | |||
| Brooks Wheelan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Pete Schultz | 1 | 1 | |||
| 73 | 7 | 14 | 8 | 2 |