February 25, 2023S48E13 #943

Host: Woody Harrelson
Musical Guest: Jack White
Cameos:

Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Plager
Cold Opening

Trump Train Visit

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Jail Scene

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Slingshot

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Submarine Launch

Musical Performance

"Taking Me Back", "Fear of the Dawn"

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The Hippo

Musical Performance

"A Tip From You to Me"

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Two Men Speak In The Most Beautiful Gym in the World

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Jail Scene

Chloe Fineman ... Carla Jean
Ego Nwodim ... G. Johnson
Kenan Thompson ... D. Jackson
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Slingshot

Heidi Gardner ... girl
Molly Kearney ... employee
Michael Longfellow ... employee
Ego Nwodim ... girl
Kenan Thompson ... Kevin
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Submarine Launch

Mikey Day ... Fargood
Andrew Dismukes ... Gholston
Marcello Hernández ... Gilberty
James Austin Johnson ... Miller
Michael Longfellow ... Taylor
Kenan Thompson ... Mr. Dobbs
Devon Walker ... Hilliard
Bowen Yang ... Smith
Commercial

Cologuard

Mikey Day ... Victor Voice
Andrew Dismukes ... neighbor
Chloe Fineman ... Kylie Voice
Heidi Gardner ... neighbor
James Austin Johnson ... Thomas Voice
Sarah Sherman ... Siobhan Voice
Kenan Thompson ... UPS guy
Devon Walker ... Neil Voice
Weekend Update
Colin Jost
Michael Che

What Did They Even Do Wrong?

James Austin Johnson ... Bill Walton /NBA analyst
James Austin Johnson ... announcer Voice
Heidi Gardner ... Gina Bianchi /woman with four daughters and one son
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The Hippo

Mikey Day ... Blake
Chloe Fineman ... actress
James Austin Johnson ... Jonas
Ego Nwodim ... Shana
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Two Men Speak In The Most Beautiful Gym in the World

Michael Longfellow ... Morris
Sarah Sherman ... gym crush
Bowen Yang ... guy
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
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Jail Scene

Woody Harrelson ... Willie
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Slingshot

Woody Harrelson ... Sam
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Submarine Launch

Woody Harrelson ... captain
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The Hippo

Woody Harrelson ... Keith
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Two Men Speak In The Most Beautiful Gym in the World

Woody Harrelson ... guy
Musical Performance

"Taking Me Back", "Fear of the Dawn"

Musical Performance

"A Tip From You to Me"

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Jail Scene

Woody Harrelson ... Willie
Chloe Fineman ... Carla Jean
Ego Nwodim ... G. Johnson
Kenan Thompson ... D. Jackson
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Slingshot

Woody Harrelson ... Sam
Heidi Gardner ... girl
Molly Kearney ... employee
Michael Longfellow ... employee
Ego Nwodim ... girl
Kenan Thompson ... Kevin
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Submarine Launch

Woody Harrelson ... captain
Mikey Day ... Fargood
Andrew Dismukes ... Gholston
Marcello Hernández ... Gilberty
James Austin Johnson ... Miller
Michael Longfellow ... Taylor
Kenan Thompson ... Mr. Dobbs
Devon Walker ... Hilliard
Bowen Yang ... Smith
Commercial

Cologuard

Woody Harrelson
Mikey Day ... Victor Voice
Andrew Dismukes ... neighbor
Chloe Fineman ... Kylie Voice
Heidi Gardner ... neighbor
James Austin Johnson ... Thomas Voice
Sarah Sherman ... Siobhan Voice
Kenan Thompson ... UPS guy
Devon Walker ... Neil Voice
Musical Performance

"Taking Me Back", "Fear of the Dawn"

Weekend Update
Colin Jost
Michael Che

What Did They Even Do Wrong?

James Austin Johnson ... Bill Walton /NBA analyst
James Austin Johnson ... announcer Voice
Heidi Gardner ... Gina Bianchi /woman with four daughters and one son
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The Hippo

Woody Harrelson ... Keith
Mikey Day ... Blake
Chloe Fineman ... actress
James Austin Johnson ... Jonas
Ego Nwodim ... Shana
Musical Performance

"A Tip From You to Me"

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Two Men Speak In The Most Beautiful Gym in the World

Woody Harrelson ... guy
Michael Longfellow ... Morris
Sarah Sherman ... gym crush
Bowen Yang ... guy
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice