| Cold Opening | A Message From Former President Trump |
| Sketch | Drug Dealers |
| Musical Performance | "the BLACK seminole." |
| Musical Performance | "drive ME crazy!" |
| Sketch | Bosses |
| Film | Streat Eats |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Former President Trump |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr. |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Don King |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Devon Walker | ... | Afroman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Drug Dealers |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | janitor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | attendant |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guy |
| Devon Walker | ... | guy |
| Commercial |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Chelsea |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Sarah Lowell |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Vanessa Cutchin |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Brittany Reynolds |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Josh Chan-Moy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Dr. Greg Lawrence |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Michelle |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Riley DiBiase |
| Devon Walker | ... | boyfriend |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Linda Cronin |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | mother |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Thomas Anderson |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Bob Dabilda |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | John Cronin |
| Devon Walker | ... | father |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| John Higgins | Voice | |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Michelangelo's David |
| Marcello Hernández |
Commentary on being a short king |
| Sketch |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Jeff |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Mrs. Sullivan |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Mrs. Murphy |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | nurse |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Barry |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Danielle Acker |
| Sketch | Bosses |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Janet Simmons |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Heather |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Murphy |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Reynolds |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Daniels |
| Film | Streat Eats |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | cook |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | patron |
| Martin Herlihy | ... | Tabby Cat |
| John Higgins | ... | Rocko |
| Ben Marshall | ... | Domhnall Trump |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Former President Trump |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr. |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Don King |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Devon Walker | ... | Afroman |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Former President Trump |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr. |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Don King |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Devon Walker | ... | Afroman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Drug Dealers |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | guy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | janitor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | attendant |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guy |
| Devon Walker | ... | guy |
| Commercial |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | Naomi Daniels |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Chelsea |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Sarah Lowell |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Vanessa Cutchin |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Brittany Reynolds |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Josh Chan-Moy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Dr. Greg Lawrence |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Michelle |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Riley DiBiase |
| Devon Walker | ... | boyfriend |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | Mia Anderson |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Linda Cronin |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | mother |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Thomas Anderson |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Bob Dabilda |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | John Cronin |
| Devon Walker | ... | father |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | driver |
| Mikey Day | ... | driver |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Madison |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | mother |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| John Higgins | Voice | |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Michelangelo's David |
| Marcello Hernández |
Commentary on being a short king |
⁕Colin Jost's first few jokes receive a tepid response from the audience, while Michael Che's receive big laughs and applause. Michael then reveals that he told the audience not to laugh at Colin for April Fools'.
| Sketch |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | Jill Rogers |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Jeff |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Mrs. Sullivan |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Mrs. Murphy |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | nurse |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Barry |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Danielle Acker |
| Sketch | Bosses |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | Benson |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Janet Simmons |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Heather |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Murphy |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Reynolds |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Daniels |
| Film | Streat Eats |
| Quinta Brunson | ... | Tianna |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | cook |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | patron |
| Martin Herlihy | ... | Tabby Cat |
| John Higgins | ... | Rocko |
| Ben Marshall | ... | Domhnall Trump |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quinta Brunson | 8 | 1 | |||
| Lil Yachty | 2 | ||||
| Diana Gordon | 2 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Mikey Day | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andrew Dismukes | 2 | ||||
| Chloe Fineman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Heidi Gardner | 3 | ||||
| Punkie Johnson | 4 | ||||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Ego Nwodim | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bowen Yang | 3 | 1 | |||
| Marcello Hernández | 3 | ||||
| James Austin Johnson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Molly Kearney | 2 | ||||
| Michael Longfellow | 3 | ||||
| Sarah Sherman | 3 | ||||
| Devon Walker | 4 | 1 | |||
| Martin Herlihy | 1 | ||||
| John Higgins | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Ben Marshall | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 6 | 4 | 4 |