| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| Musical Performance | "St. James Infirmary" |
| Sketch | Bell-Hop |
| Film | Edith Ann Skates |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| Miscellaneous | Next Show |
| Sketch | Patty |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Film | The Impossible Truth |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| Sketch | Hard Hats |
| Sketch | Margo's Dance Palace |
| Miscellaneous | Bee Scat |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Musical Performance | "St. James Infirmary" |
| Sketch | Jaws III |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Patricia |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Commercial |
| Garrett Morris | ... | orderly |
| Tom Davis | ... | patient |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patient |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Sketch | Hard Hats |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | student |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | student |
| Sketch | Jaws III |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Musical Performance | "St. James Infirmary" |
| Sketch | Jaws III |
| Lily Tomlin | ... | Sue Brady |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sheriff Brady |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Cooper |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Patricia |
| Laraine Newman | ... | victim |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim |
| Don Pardo | ... | radio anchorman Voice |
♬"Jaws" Theme
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Commercial |
| Bill Wendell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | orderly |
| Tom Davis | ... | patient |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patient |
| Jacqueline Carlin | ... | nurse |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
♬"William Tell Overture"
| Sketch | Beethoven |
| John Belushi | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Frida |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Beethoven |
| Sketch | Hard Hats |
| Lily Tomlin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ||
| Anne Beatts | ... | student |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | student |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lily Tomlin | 10 | 3 | |||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Roberta Flack | 1 | ||||
| Clifford Einstein | 1 | ||||
| Albert Brooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 2 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chevy Chase | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| George Coe | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 8 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 8 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| 87 | 6 | 4 | 6 |