| Cold Opening | Restaurant |
| Musical Performance | "Johannesburg" |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Sketch | Word Association |
| Sketch | Black & White |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Sketch | L-Pill |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Sketch | Exorcist II |
| Film | Sick In Bed |
| Miscellaneous | Assassination |
| Miscellaneous | Wino |
| Guest Performance | Christmas Carousel |
| Musical Performance | "A Lovely Day" |
| Cold Opening | Restaurant |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | Live |
| Sketch | Samurai Hotel |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Chevy Chase | ... | customer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | doctor |
| Chevy Chase | ... | businessman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Neil Levy | ... | boy scout |
| Sketch | Black & White |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | Scottie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Polly |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on busting schoolchildren |
| Garrett Morris |
| Commercial |
| Tom Davis | ... | patient |
| Garrett Morris | ... | orderly |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patient |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nun |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | officer |
| Chevy Chase | ... | officer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Sketch | Exorcist II |
| Chevy Chase | ... | demonic voice Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Regan |
| Cold Opening | Restaurant |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | Live |
| Sketch | Samurai Hotel |
| Richard Pryor | ... | bellhop |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Chevy Chase | ... | customer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Richard Pryor | ... | suspect |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | doctor |
| Chevy Chase | ... | businessman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Neil Levy | ... | boy scout |
| Sketch | Black & White |
| Richard Pryor | ... | Scottie |
| Annazette Chase | ... | Polly |
| Kathrine McKee | ... | mother |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | Scottie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Polly |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on busting schoolchildren |
| Garrett Morris |
| Commercial |
| Jacqueline Carlin | ... | nurse |
| Bill Wendell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | patient |
| Garrett Morris | ... | orderly |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patient |
| Neil Levy | ... | orderly |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Richard Pryor | ... | suspect |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nun |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Line-Up |
| Richard Pryor | ... | suspect |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | officer |
| Chevy Chase | ... | officer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | victim Voice |
| Sketch | Exorcist II |
| Richard Pryor | ... | Father Karras |
| Thalmus Rasulala | ... | priest |
| Chevy Chase | ... | demonic voice Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Regan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Richard Pryor | 12 | ||||
| Gil Scott-Heron | 2 | ||||
| Annazette Chase | 1 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Shelley Pryor | 1 | ||||
| Thalmus Rasulala | 1 | ||||
| Kathrine McKee | 1 | ||||
| Albert Brooks | 1 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 2 | ||||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 7 | 3 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 8 | 1 | |||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | |||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 68 | 2 | 13 |