| Sketch | Butt County Dance Party |
| Anthony Perkins | ... | Rick Phillips |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Larry Rontz |
| John Belushi | ... | Dennis Timplitt |
| Jane Curtin | ... | dancer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Luke |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Queenie Lusk |
| Gilda Radner | ... | dancer |
| Tom Davis | ... | dancer |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Neil Levy | ... | dancer |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | dancer |
| Karen Roston | ... | dancer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | dancer |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |
⁕The superimposed teletype footage showing criminal records plays too early, and forces Dan Aykroyd to improvise a different ending to the sketch.
♬MFSB - "The Zip"
♬The Miracles - "Love Machine"