| Sketch | An Oval Office |
| Sketch | Fluckers |
| Musical Performance | "Gloria" |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Sketch | Lie Detector |
| Film | Garbage |
| Film | Men's Room Urinal |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Sketch | Supreme Court |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Show | Misconceptions |
| Musical Performance | "My Generation" |
| Cold Opening |
| John Belushi | ... | member |
| Chevy Chase | ... | dead musician |
| Garrett Morris | ... | dead musician |
| Laraine Newman | ... | dead musician |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Fluckers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| John Belushi | ... | spokesperson |
| Chevy Chase | ... | spokesperson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | spokesperson |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Madrid on Francisco Franco | |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on the presidential erection |
| Sketch | Supreme Court |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | judge |
| John Belushi | ... | judge |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Dwayne Gretson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rhonda Gwen Phillips |
| Tom Davis | ... | judge |
| Al Franken | ... | judge |
| Garrett Morris | ... | judge |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | judge |
| Tom Schiller | ... | judge |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | judge |
| Neil Levy | ... | judge |
| Show | Misconceptions |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | cook |
| John Belushi | ... | waiter |
| Tom Davis | ... | cook |
| Al Franken | ... | cook |
| Garrett Morris | ... | cook |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | cook |
| Tom Schiller | ... | cook |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | cook |
| Neil Levy | ... | cook |
| Cold Opening |
| Gerald Ford | Live | |
| John Belushi | ... | member |
| Chevy Chase | ... | dead musician |
| Garrett Morris | ... | dead musician |
| Laraine Newman | ... | dead musician |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Fluckers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| John Belushi | ... | spokesperson |
| Chevy Chase | ... | spokesperson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | spokesperson |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Ron Nessen | ... | Leonid Pushnev |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Gerald Ford | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Madrid on Francisco Franco | |
| Ron Nessen | ... | Mr. Boyardee /press secretary |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on the presidential erection |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Ron Nessen | ... | Julius Marcellis |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Supreme Court |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | judge |
| John Belushi | ... | judge |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Dwayne Gretson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rhonda Gwen Phillips |
| Tom Davis | ... | judge |
| Al Franken | ... | judge |
| Garrett Morris | ... | judge |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | judge |
| Tom Schiller | ... | judge |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | judge |
| Neil Levy | ... | judge |
| Miscellaneous | Press Secretaries Through History |
| Ron Nessen | ... | John Quincy Ross |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Misconceptions |
| Ron Nessen | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | cook |
| John Belushi | ... | waiter |
| Tom Davis | ... | cook |
| Al Franken | ... | cook |
| Garrett Morris | ... | cook |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | cook |
| Tom Schiller | ... | cook |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | cook |
| Neil Levy | ... | cook |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ron Nessen | 8 | ||||
| Patti Smith Group | 2 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 1 | ||||
| Gerald Ford | 3 | ||||
| Jerry Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 5 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 6 | 6 | |||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 4 | 4 | 9 |