| Sketch | Police State |
| Kris Kristofferson | ... | criminal |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kevin Brut |
| John Belushi | ... | tenant |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Aramis McCord |
| Garrett Morris | ... | criminal |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | Jeremy Musk Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The last names in the credits are all car models.