| Sketch | Blonde Ambition |
| Dick Cavett | ... | John Dean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean |
| Al Franken | ... | senator Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rose Mary Woods |
| Tom Schiller | ... | attorney |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | attorney |