| Sketch | Billy Paul |
| Paul Simon | ... | Billy Paul |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Luke |
| John Belushi | ... | Bernard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | narrator Voice |
| Neil Levy | ... | hippie |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | indian |
| Laraine Newman | ... | hippie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | indian |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | patron |