| Sketch | T.V. Execution |
| George Benson | ... | priest |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Roy Groomis |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ... | Jim |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Madeline |
| Willie Day | ||
| Phil Hymes | ||
| Frances Kolar | ||
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Neil Levy | ... | guard |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Dean Slydell |
| Al Siegal |