| Sketch | Alice |
| Fran Tarkenton | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | coach |
| John Belushi | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | player |
| Joe Dicso | ... | referee |
| Jim Downey | ... | player |
| Al Franken | ... | player |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | waterboy |
| Neil Levy | ... | player |
| Bill Murray | ... | Lee Whitehead |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Alice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | player |