| Show | Bad Playhouse |
| Sissy Spacek | ... | Geneveve Venus |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Mike Mulay |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christina Malfey |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"