| Sketch | Marine Wedding |
| Jack Burns | ... | chaplain |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sergeant Louis Boyd |
| Anne Beatts | ... | guest |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Private Kathryn Lazetti |
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Jim Downey | ... | guest |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | marine |
| Neil Levy | ... | marine |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guest |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | guest |