| Commercial | American Dope Growers Union |
| Anne Beatts | ... | grower |
| Jane Curtin | ... | grower |
| Tom Davis | ... | grower |
| Al Franken | ... | grower |
| David Lasley | ... | grower |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | grower |
| Franne Lee | ... | grower |
| Neil Levy | ... | grower |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | grower |
| Garrett Morris | ... | grower |
| Bill Murray | ... | grower |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grower |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | grower |
| Tom Schiller | ... | grower |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | grower |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | grower |