| Show | The 1978 Mr. U.S.A. Pageant |
| Steve Martin | ... | Craig Rasmussen |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | contestant |
| John Belushi | ... | contestant |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Anita Bryant#2 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | contestant |
| Bill Murray | ... | contestant |
| Tom Davis | ... | Brad Gutner |
| Jim Downey | ... | contestant |
| Al Franken | ... | Lyle Cadonia |
| Neil Levy | ... | contestant |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | contestant |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | assistant |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | contestant |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | contestant |
♬Frank Sinatra - "High Hopes"