| Sketch | Funeral Magician |
| Hugh Hefner | ... | Gary |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John Hulce |
| Anne Beatts | ... | mourner |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hartley Raymond |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Gilsrack |
| Tom Schiller | ... | mourner |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | organist |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Jonathan Gilsrack |
| Andy Murphy | ... | mourner |