| Sketch | Nick Winters |
| Robert Klein | ... | Heinz Kleimer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky |
| John Belushi | ... | Paul Sunberg |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Lyman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marilyn Sunberg |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | Shelley |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |