| Sketch | Endings |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rod Serling |
| John Belushi | ... | Truman Capote |
| Jane Curtin | ... | old woman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | archbishop of Canterbury |
| Bill Murray | ... | director |
| Laraine Newman | ... | old woman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | old woman |