| Sketch | Josh Ramsey, V.D. Caseworker |
| Michael Sarrazin | ... | Peter Fonda /Josh Ramsey |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Ludlow |
| John Belushi | ... | student |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ms. Henderson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Bill Murray | ... | Johnny Ludlow |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Susie Edwards |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Ludlow |
| Anne Beatts | ... | cheerleader |
| Tom Davis | ... | Seth /caller Voice |
| Lee Mayman | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | cheerleader |