| Sketch | Penalty Box |
| Michael Sarrazin | ... | Laviolette |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sean Hurtubise |
| Anne Beatts | ... | spectator |
| John Belushi | ... | game announcer |
| Tom Davis | ... | spectator |
| Jim Downey | ... | spectator |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | referee |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | spectator |
| Lee Mayman | ... | spectator |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | spectator |
| Garrett Morris | ... | security guard |
| Bill Murray | ... | Novello |
| Nils Nichols | ... | spectator |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | spectator |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |