| Sketch | Dancing in the Dark |
| Steve Martin | ... | dancer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | dancer |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | dancer |
| Howard Shore | ... | deejay |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |