| Sketch | Cone Encounters Of The Third Kind |
| Richard Dreyfuss | ... | Roy Neary |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead |
| John Belushi | ... | Kuldroth |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Merkon |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead |