| Sketch | Nick Springs |
| Richard Dreyfuss | ... | Jeff Greenspoon |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Bill Shomer |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Liebowitz |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Joan Shomer |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | patron |
| Paul Shaffer |