| Sketch | Scotch Boutique |
| Fred Willard | ... | Mr. Rocker |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Floyd Hunger |
| John Belushi | ... | Kevin |
| Jane Curtin | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | customer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | customer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jenny Rocker |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | passerby |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | passerby |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | passerby |