| Commercial |
| Fred Willard | ... | Art |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jerry |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Steven Kipnis |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Jim Downey | ... | staffer Still |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | staffer Still |
| Garrett Morris | ... | James Meredith |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Patricia Hearst |