| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge |
| Steve Martin | ... | Theodoric |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Reeve |
| John Belushi | ... | John The Tanner |
| Jane Curtin | ... | witch's mother |
| Bill Murray | ... | Simpkin of Partridge |
| Laraine Newman | ... | witch |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda |
| Anne Beatts | ... | townsperson |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | townsperson |
| Al Franken | ... | guard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | townsperson |