| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Glenn Johnson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Linda |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ted |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Gayle |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |