| Cold Opening | Hunkler Headquarters |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Crane |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Bill Temple |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dennis V. Hunkler |
| Laraine Newman | Live | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Victoria |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | staffer |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | staffer |
| Nils Nichols | ... | staffer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | staffer |