| Sketch | St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus |
| Buck Henry | ... | Father Fitzfagen |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jack Neehauser |
| John Belushi | ... | Frank Leary |
| Jane Curtin | ... | cook |
| Jim Downey | ... | knight |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ralph Moody |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | knight |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Andy Murphy | ... | knight |
| Bill Murray | ... | Francis Jocko Leary Jr. |
| Nils Nichols | ... | knight |
| Don Novello | ... | knight |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cook |
| Tom Schiller | ... | knight |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | knight |