| Cold Opening | "Soul Man" |
| Sketch | Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space |
| Sketch | Loud Family |
| Sketch | Mercy Killers |
| Musical Performance | "Got Everything I Need, Almost", "B Movie Boxcar Blues" |
| Film | Mr. Bill Goes Fishing |
| Sketch | The World Bar |
| Film | Roman Holiday |
| Cold Opening | "Soul Man" |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Elwood Blues |
| John Belushi | ... | Jake Blues |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Monty Live |
| Steve Jordan | ||
| Tom Malone | ||
| Lou Marini | ||
| Alan P. Rubin | ||
| Paul Shaffer |
| Sketch | Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price |
| John Belushi | ... | Eric Von Zipper |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Skeeter |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chubby Checker |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frankie Avalon |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Annette Funicello |
| Anne Beatts | ... | girl |
| Tom Davis | ... | Moondoggie |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | guy |
| Al Franken | ... | Buzz |
| Nils Nichols | ... | guy |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | surfer |
| Sketch | Loud Family |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rick Phillips |
| John Belushi | ... | Kevin |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Loud |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mr. Loud |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jean Loud |
| Sketch | Mercy Killers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | orderly |
| John Belushi | ... | Mr. Gilbert |
| Jane Curtin | ... | doctor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patient |
| Bill Murray | ... | orderly |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Gilbert |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on the Vatican Bank |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Musical Performance | "Got Everything I Need, Almost", "B Movie Boxcar Blues" |
| Sketch | The World Bar |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Louis |
| John Belushi | ... | Eddie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | barfly |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jim |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Candy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | barfly |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | patron |
| Show | Bad Red Chinese Ballet |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mickey Rivers |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Commander Choi |
| Laraine Newman | ... | soldier |
| Gilda Radner | ... | soldier |
| Anne Beatts | ... | soldier |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | soldier |
| Cold Opening | "Soul Man" |
| Musical Performance | "Got Everything I Need, Almost", "B Movie Boxcar Blues" |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on the Vatican Bank |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Musical Performance | "Got Everything I Need, Almost", "B Movie Boxcar Blues" |
| Show | Bad Red Chinese Ballet |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Commander Choi |
| Sketch | Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space |
| Cold Opening | "Soul Man" |
| Monologue |
| Carrie Fisher | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Obi-Wan Kenobi Voice |
⁕At the end of the monologue, a crew member is briefly seen on-camera standing on a chroma key set used for the following sketch.
| Sketch | Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Princess Leia |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price |
| John Belushi | ... | Eric Von Zipper |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Skeeter |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chubby Checker |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frankie Avalon |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Annette Funicello |
| Anne Beatts | ... | girl |
| Tom Davis | ... | Moondoggie |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | guy |
| Al Franken | ... | Buzz |
| Nils Nichols | ... | guy |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | surfer |
| Sketch | Loud Family |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Joan Loud |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rick Phillips |
| John Belushi | ... | Kevin |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Loud |
| Garrett Morris | ... | police officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mr. Loud |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jean Loud |
| Sketch | Mercy Killers |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | nurse |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | orderly |
| John Belushi | ... | Mr. Gilbert |
| Jane Curtin | ... | doctor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patient |
| Bill Murray | ... | orderly |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Gilbert |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on the Vatican Bank |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Musical Performance | "Got Everything I Need, Almost", "B Movie Boxcar Blues" |
| Sketch | The World Bar |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Brandy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Louis |
| John Belushi | ... | Eddie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | barfly |
| Garrett Morris | ... | marine |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jim |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Candy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | barfly |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | patron |
♬Looking Glass - "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)"
| Show | Bad Red Chinese Ballet |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Trisha Darnell /Ho Pang |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mickey Rivers |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Commander Choi |
| Laraine Newman | ... | soldier |
| Gilda Radner | ... | soldier |
| Anne Beatts | ... | soldier |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | soldier |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"
| Film | Roman Holiday |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carrie Fisher | 7 | 1 | |||
| Steve Cropper | 2 | ||||
| Donald "Duck" Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Matt "Guitar" Murphy | 2 | ||||
| Tom Scott | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 9 | 3 | 2 | 1 | |
| John Belushi | 6 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 6 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 2 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 2 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 82 | 8 | 7 | 6 |