| Cold Opening | Programming Ideas |
| Sketch | Bedroom |
| Sketch | The New Dick |
| Musical Performance | "Dalla Sua Pace" |
| Sketch | Surplus Store |
| Film | Mr. Bill is Late |
| Cold Opening | Programming Ideas |
| John Belushi | ... | Fred Silverman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Barbara Live |
| Sketch | Bad News Bees |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Artie |
| John Belushi | ... | Alan |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Raymond |
| Bill Murray | ... | Kurt Hansen |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Larry Petropopolis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | assistant |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Linda |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Voice Report on Chinatown in San Francisco | |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryHolidays |
| Sketch | The New Dick |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Eisenhower |
| Laraine Newman | ... | secretary Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Dalla Sua Pace" |
| Sketch | Surplus Store |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bruno Wald |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Vesna Shegula |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Olan |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Jessica Schiffman |
| Film | Mr. Bill is Late |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Sketch | The New Dick |
| Cold Opening | Programming Ideas |
| John Belushi | ... | Fred Silverman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Barbara Live |
| Sketch | Bad News Bees |
| Walter Matthau | ... | coach |
| Charlie Matthau | ... | bee |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Artie |
| John Belushi | ... | Alan |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Raymond |
| Bill Murray | ... | Kurt Hansen |
| Sketch |
| Walter Matthau | ... | John Pittman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Larry Petropopolis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | assistant |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Linda |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Voice Report on Chinatown in San Francisco | |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryHolidays |
| Sketch | The New Dick |
| Walter Matthau | ... | Ernie |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Pat Nixon |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Eisenhower |
| Laraine Newman | ... | secretary Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Julie Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Dalla Sua Pace" |
| Sketch | Surplus Store |
| Walter Matthau | ... | Hank |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bruno Wald |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Vesna Shegula |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Olan |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Jessica Schiffman |
| Film | Mr. Bill is Late |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Walter Matthau | 7 | ||||
| Charlie Matthau | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| George Coe | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 3 | |||
| 55 | 8 | 5 | 6 |