| Sketch |
| Walter Matthau | ... | John Pittman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George#5 |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete#5 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko#5 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy#5 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer#5 |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Larry Petropopolis |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike#5 |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Linda |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | assistant |