| Show | Bad Cabaret For Children |
| Kate Jackson | ... | waitress |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Rudy Schutz |
| Garrett Morris | ... | blind man |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /bum |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Polly Vimer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | musician |
| Tom Malone | ... | musician |
| Lou Marini | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Howard Shore | ... | drummer |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"